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11/01/2006
NaBloPoMolly-Style
In honor of NaBloPoMo, I’m starting small. I’m going to try to push my blog posts up to at least once a week.
I know. Don’t strain yourself, Molly.
I realized I hadn’t given you a update on the nether regions in a while, so enjoy:
Currently cycle day 22, 8 DPO of our 4th Clomid cycle. There won’t be many more, if any. After which point . . . I don’t really want to think about that right now.
Hey, as of next month we will have been trying to conceive two years! Now that’s an anniversary to celebrate.
Things I’ve learned in the past two weeks:
-Dropping your iPod in the toilet can cause serious damage (Shiiiiiit). (And yes, I had flushed).
-For being 64 years old, Barbra Streisand can still rock the fucking house (saw her in Minneapolis last Tuesday).
-The weird-looking lobster-guy on Futurama is named Dr. Zoidberg (I can never remember).
-When vaginal progesterone suppositories are kept refrigerated, they’re that much more uncomfortable to insert.
-I hate the word “insert.” I can never hear it without thinking of tampons.
-My husband is a strange, strange man (see previous post).
-Sometimes, even Sean Connery looks bad.
-You know when you think, “This assignment won’t take long a-tall,” and then it takes five hours? Yeah.
In other news, I’m looking forward to this so desperately that I can hardly think straight.
What have you learned in the past two weeks?
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Jesusfuck, my eyes! Is Sean really that hairy? Yuck.
I leave the suppository out at room temp for about 15-20 minutes. It won't melt into a pile of goo, but it at least won't feel like shoving a bullet into your delicates.
Posted by: DD | 11/01/2006
Barbra and "rock the house"? Have you been exceeding your pussary dose by 30 or something to cause this delusion? Seriously, woman, you've been introduced to some actual good music lately and you still say Barbra rocks? Pfft.
In the past two weeks I've realised that there is no occurance in nature more beautiful than stormy, choppy seas. I've learned that if I wasn't the quiet type, I would become the much-hated Child Bore. The final thing I've learned in the past two weeks is to trust your instincts. If your mind is forewarning you that the iPod shouldn't be hovering around the toilet, you might want to move it. Ha.
Oh, and Sean Connery looks h-a-w-t hawt.
Posted by: MsPrufrock | 11/01/2006
I've learned that bobbing for apples is really, really hard. I've also learned that it's really, really hard to bob for apples (and actually acquire one of said apples) without submerging one's entire head and thus ruining one's hair carefully applied make-up done specifically for the festivities of Halloween.
I've also learned that playing "Old Scandinavian manuscript detective" is super duper fun. Is this MS Old Swedish? Old Norwegian? Old Icelandic? Or is it Old Danish? Wheeeeee!!!!!
I've learned that my Chipotle obsession has gone too far, to the extent that I will dress up as a burrito on Halloween to get a free burrito. Mmm....Chipotle....
I've learned I'm a huge weirdo.
Posted by: Natalie | 11/01/2006
...one's hair AND carefully applied makeup. And to think I teach college students how to write...
Posted by: Natalie | 11/01/2006
I am permenantly scarred from looking at that picture of Sean Connery.
Posted by: Jenn | 11/01/2006
I learned that no matter how sick one's husband is, you shouldn't spray him down with Lysol while he's sleeping.
Posted by: Jennifer | 11/02/2006
Oh, I wanted to add - I'll believe this one post a week thing when I see it.
Yes, it took me 24 hours to come up with that.
Posted by: MsPrufrock | 11/02/2006
Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy in a movie together? Wow, there's something new. I didn't learn anything new this week. Oh wait, I know! I absolutely, positively, cannot deal with hearing one more political ad.
Posted by: Donna | 11/04/2006
I learned something about the World Series. Brits tend to take the piss a bit saying, "Well, it's not really a WORLD series, is it? It's just you Yanks playing, isn't it?"
Well, Mr Smartypants limey, the name The "World" series is actually a brand name. When it first started, it was sponsored by a newspaper called The World, so it was actually The "World's" Series. That's what I learned.
- I heart Dr. Zoidberg.
- Cold progesterone suppositories do actually suck.
- There was a funny story on Bash.org about tampons. The guy who told it was supposedly in line behind a woman in the supermarket who asked where the Tampax were. The clerk misheard, thought she'd said "thumbtacks" and asked, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in?"
Posted by: rockmamainwaiting | 11/06/2006